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é rocker: joseph matthias goh
é birth: 01 11 90

your typical metalhead next-door neighbour with a tendency to unknowingly bring down his estate whilst fingering his trusty handmaiden, an SA Series Ibanez. tamed by coke, iced lemon tea and coffee, its always a good idea to drop him a cuppa(s). currently doing odd jobs and enjoying his last 5 months of freedom before uni starts and he is forced to join the terrible world of working-class-adulthood. he is also madly in love with this beautiful woman, rachel chang ya hui, whom he met qutie awhile back but never had the fate to be together with till oct 2010 (circa).

last updated on 030310 by é joé.

x x Desires x x

- ORD LOH!
- endless supply of good food
- go overseas with my yahui
( over the straits of singapore/malaya! )
- do a one-arm pull up
  ( don't think i can anymore tho )
- new phone (iphone 4//htc hd7)
- canon dslr camera
- topman black skinnies
  ( thanks yahui [: )
- 2xist boxer briefs
- 20-watt marshall amp
- dunlop crybaby wah pedal
- metal distortion pedal
  ( beta alvin from peninsula )
- subaru impreza wrx sti (long wayy)

x x Significant Others x x

- .the people. -
Alicia, Angelus, Justina, Rishi, Ya Hui, Yoke Ming

- .my other dimensions. -
My DeviantART, My Facebook My Friendster, My MySpace

- .other cool stuff. -
BEASTskills (fitness website)
College Humor (when you're bored)
Corrupt (concept website)
Dawn of Tears [MySpace] (symp. metal)
Dieblo [MySpace] (insudstrial) ISOHunt.Com (the great piracy resistance)
Ultimate-Guitar (self-explanatory)

x x Memories x x

- June 2006
- July 2006
- August 2006
- September 2006
- October 2006
- November 2006
- December 2006
- January 2007
- February 2007
- March 2007
- April 2007
- May 2007
- June 2007
- July 2007
- August 2007
- September 2007
- October 2007
- November 2007
- December 2007
- January 2008
- February 2008
- March 2008
- April 2008
- May 2008
- June 2008
- July 2008
- August 2008
- September 2008
- October 2008
- November 2008
- December 2008
- January 2009
- February 2009
- March 2009
- April 2009
- May 2009
- June 2009
- July 2009
- August 2009
- September 2009
- October 2009
- November 2009
- December 2009
- January 2010
- February 2010
- March 2010
- April 2010
- May 2010
- June 2010
- July 2010
- August 2010
- September 2010
- October 2010
- November 2010
- December 2010
- January 2011
- February 2011
- March 2011
- April 2011
- May 2011
- July 2011
- August 2011
- September 2011
- November 2011
- February 2012

x x Designed by Me x x

Brushed, designed & laid out by Joe
solely with Photoshop and Notepad.

Some images from DeviantART.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

an article on the birds, the bees, and the non-existent flowers.

just a sudden inspiration on emotional insurance in a relationship and why for girls it's marriage and for guys its sex. and it's based on the idea that for girls, sex is probably something they'll do only with a guy that they're really commited to.

thus, marrying a guy before having sex with him insures her love life, because if he decides to leave after sex, he has to give up half his fortune to her. so she feels more secure after marriage. because money means alot to a guy. it's his power in today's society.

and alternatively, having sex with a girl insures his love life, because if she decides to leave after sex, she'd had given up her body to him. so he feels more secure after sex. because her body and self-worth means alot to a girl. it's her pride in today's society.

not that marriage or sex will keep a couple together if they were never meant to be, but i think it's seriously how some people might think. there's really not much point in abstinence before marriage if ultimately the guy is going to dump the girl after sex. there's such a thing called divorce. (so in that way, perhaps it might be better to copulate before marriage? to make sure neither will dump the other after that moment of passion? at least a breakup before marriage won't cause as much trouble as a divorce.) and likewise, sex before marriage does not mean that the girl won't leave you if you're a bastard to her. (her body means alot to her, but so does the quality of the remainder of her life with you.)

so in summary, just live your life without evil/selfish schemes, trust the one you love wholeheartedly, love her till you can't love her no more, and then if you decide to make love, do it with passion, do it not because of the derived pleasure, but because you love each other so much that making love is the only way you could express your love for each other, do it such that neither of you will regret that moment. and after that, commit yourselves to each other, for you know what she has given up for you, and likewise. (hey, just because sex means alot to you girls doesn't mean it can't for us. don't stereotype all guys just because of a group of bastards whose life revolves around sex and who have made it seem like sex isnt a big deal for guys.)

alright, gonna try get some sleep. i miss my rachel chang ya hui ): but i'm gonna see her tomorrow (: but still, it's tomorrow. sigh.

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SUNDAY, 30 FEBRUARY 2007
we hate to MOVE IT, MOVE IT.
and yet another opening article adapted from the story of Twilight and the Thousand Other Fantasy Stories. in this latest article, humour (or rumour) has it that vampires drink orange juice. a petrified employee of orange julius was quoted saying "he just looked at me with those orange eyes, and then, i had no choice. i gave him a cup of orange!". orange julius CEO said that he was launching a personal vendetta against vampires as they were causing his profits to dip.

two <br /> spacings above and below

this linking passage links us to linkin park which is somewhere in my CD rack. "what a nice park," leonardo da vinci had said himself. "its full of dog shit and... eww whats this? spagetthi filled with pieces of dark flakes... ooo, wait, senor! its... chocolate. si si... si penne? no no... si fusilli." pavarotti reportedly slapped him after that for mixing up his favourite pasta.

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